The 100 Worst People On Twitter
A comprehensive run-down of Twitter's greatest whoppers, weapons, throbbers, shitheels, and bellpieces.
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@DanHannanMEP
#DanHannananaykroyd
Since Mensch had the decency to resign before we got round to her, Dan Hannan marks our first Tory MP on this list. That’s quite something, when you think about it. I’d imagine that when Twitter was launched, few expected many of them to be hanging around, and that’s a shame, because it could’ve been a pretty good argument to persuade them to can the whole idea before it got past the fag-packet stage.
- british twitter
- bland platitudes
- commentariat
- cunts
- failures in life
- Great Crusaders Of Our Epoch
- Idiots
- libertarianism
- louise mensch
- manchildren
- dan hannan
- tories
- no war but the class war
- opinions4u
- politics as usual
- penn jillette
- people who went to schools whose yearly fees surpass the transfer budget of most league two clubs
- people with a twitter avi that they've actually put thought into like a big lame-o
- british people who take an interest in american politics in order to make up for a deep sucking wound in their personal lives
- smug
- twitter is a middle-class playground
- White People
- white heterosexual people who are strangely immune to getting offended
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#TheWorstAManCanGet
Some of you feel that a lot of the people on this list are too low. Sometimes, we’ve gotta get the topical dollar, like with Aveyard and Bragg. Sometimes, you’re just never going to be pleased, because honestly what number could truly fit the likes of FourFourTom? But sometimes, you make the mistake of assuming a terrible person is automatically a terrible tweeter. This is one of those. I state, with absolute confidence, that Penn Jillette is the worst man in the world. However, I actually had to check and see if he had a Twitter presence or not, which explains his relatively low place on the list.
