The 100 Worst People On Twitter
A comprehensive run-down of Twitter's greatest whoppers, weapons, throbbers, shitheels, and bellpieces.
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@RichardDawkins
#Mememememe
It is the great question of our age as to which group of people are the most persecuted, vilified, and oppressed in our society. Some people say it’s Christians. Some people say it’s indigenous white people. Some people say it’s heterosexuals, and some people say it’s all of the above. Dawkins knows, though. It’s atheists.
- atheism
- attention whores
- accounts that are single-handedly setting the white man back 200 years
- british twitter
- cunts
- Great Crusaders Of Our Epoch
- Idiots
- manchildren
- misogynists
- no war but the class war
- nerds
- opinions4u
- people who are technically famous for something other than twitter
- people who went to schools whose yearly fees surpass the transfer budget of most league two clubs
- racists
- racists racists racists racists racists racists racists racists racists
- smug
- shamelessness
- richard dawkins
- things that make me lose faith in humanity
- The middle Classes
- twitter is a middle-class playground
- White People
- whoring for rts
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#TheWorstAManCanGet
Some of you feel that a lot of the people on this list are too low. Sometimes, we’ve gotta get the topical dollar, like with Aveyard and Bragg. Sometimes, you’re just never going to be pleased, because honestly what number could truly fit the likes of FourFourTom? But sometimes, you make the mistake of assuming a terrible person is automatically a terrible tweeter. This is one of those. I state, with absolute confidence, that Penn Jillette is the worst man in the world. However, I actually had to check and see if he had a Twitter presence or not, which explains his relatively low place on the list.
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#Trufax
I know some of you follow this account.
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#IAintSayinHesAGoldacre
We’re only in July, but it’s already been a bumper year for contenders of the worst opinion piece of 2k12. We had this outstanding effort from James Dellingpole (the whole piece isn’t up anymore, but thankfully it says all it needs to in the first paragraph) and a late contender even threw down the gauntlet today. The bookies favourite, however, remains this outrageous wibble by Martin Robbins.
- atheism
- british twitter
- bland platitudes
- Great Crusaders Of Our Epoch
- Idiots
- nerds
- Neckbeards
- no war but the class war
- opinions4u
- politics as usual
- people who RT Graham Linehan
- people who went to schools whose yearly fees surpass the transfer budget of most league two clubs
- people who almost certainly live in a basement
- twitter is a middle-class playground
- martin robbins
- tech fetishism
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#BananasAreProofThatGodExistsDotWMV
Before the internet, one of the big arguments used to attack atheism was that old G.K. Chesterton line, “Once people stop believing in God, they don’t believe nothing - they believe everything.” If Keith was around today, he’d probably have come up with something like “Once people stop believing in God, they choose to define themselves through that dullest part of their personality, grow a stupid beard and sit around all day making the same fish-in-a-barrel arguments while financing cunts like Richard Dawkins who make a living out of releasing books and going on TV to tell people the earth is round.”
